Here at the Funjet Insider, we love Hard Rock all-inclusive resorts for lots of reasons, but they all add up to one big one: vacationing like you’re a celebrity. Want a Fender guitar delivered to your room? Sure, what kind? Want to spend all week on the golf course? You can do that. Want to start every morning with a massage? The Limitless Resort Credit can make that happen. The only question left is what kind of getaway you’re looking for.
Want to party, and maybe flirt with the paparazzi? Head to Cancun. Stay in a Rock Royalty Level room and have a personal assistant take care of your every need. After a jam session or music video shoot at the Music Lab, head out to see what Cancun’s nightlife has to offer. Or enjoy special events like the Rockstar Chefs weekend. Ultimate Playtime packages—free on certain dates—include babysitting, baby food, strollers, other kid-friendly amenities that mean the whole family can jump on the private jet (or Funjet nonstop charter flight) last-minute and still have everything they need. In addition to The Little Big Club, the kids program available at all of Hard Rock’s all-inclusive locations, Hard Rock Hotel Cancun also has The Cavern Club, where teens can chill out away from their “momagers”.
The hustle is over, and now you just want to relax—and let loose. Hard Rock Hotel Riviera Maya has everything you could want in one luxurious package. The largest spa in the Caribbean, offering daily yoga classes. An 18-hole Robert von Hagg golf course. The adults-only Heaven section (including a nightclub with a pool in the middle of the dance floor). The chance to live out your rock star fantasies with the Music Lab. And coming soon, Camp Woodward Riviera Maya, an adventure-sports camp and skate park for both kids and adults. We know, it’s a lot. Fortunately for those who aren’t adrenaline junkies, Hard Rock Hotel Riviera Maya also has a lovely beach with calm, protected waters. Float with the tropical fish, or just relax above them on an over-water beach bed with drink service.
Traveling with your entourage? The Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Punta Cana can handle them with a sprawling array of, well, everything. There are 13 pools, including three kids’ pools and several decidedly-not-kids pools like a quiet pool and a clothing-optional pool. There’s mini-golf and Jack Nicklaus-designed golf course. There are basketball courts, tennis courts, a rock wall – almost any sporting activity you could imagine. Want to hang with rock stars? Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Punta Cana also hosts concerts throughout the year – for just the extra ticket cost, you can add a Pitbull concert to your vacation experience. Then there’s the huge sports book and giant casino, where you can go big, or go even bigger with top-shelf service and high-limit games in the Salon Privet. Once you’ve won the jackpot, book a private room at the exclusive Simon Mansion Restaurant, where “Rock n’ Roll Chef” Kerry Simon has created a fusion of rock and roll excess and haute cuisine.
Finally, for those celebrity travelers looking for a quiet retreat away from the spotlight, maybe to reconnect with the family or enjoy a romantic weekend away, there’s Hard Rock Hotel Vallarta. Yes, there’s style and indulgence aplenty here, including Rock Royalty level service. But nestled between the Sierra Madres and Banderas Bay, it’s a little more relaxed, a little more laid-back. Use the resort credit to indulge in the incredible and brand new Rock Spa or enjoy a pedicure with a view overlooking the ocean. Take a sunset cruise on the bay, explore Puerto Vallarta’s cobblestone streets, or play a round at Flamingos Golf. The resort’s spacious Deluxe Family Suites include two connecting rooms that accommodate up to six guests with ocean views and kid-friendly extras – perfect for the families planning to take advantage of the newly renovated and expanded Little Big Club and Teens Club.
So there you have it. An epic vacation with all of the fun, none of the hassle and a bunch of rock and roll memorabilia thrown in for good measure.